This love month, 199QUERY teamed up with HOT FM to answer questions of love to radio listeners of Mackay.

Unsurprisingly, many of the questions that flooded the 199QUERY service were to do with sex.

Clairvoyants working for 199QUERY were smitten with queries such as "when will I get sex", "how do I get sex" and "am I good at sex?".

With helpful advice always close at hand, 199QUERY predicts that users of the service were 87% more likely to 'have sex' than non users. "We provided the last bit of confidence many people require before engaging in the act" 199QUERY spokesman Paul Smith says.

However it wasn't all good news for the guys, with one girl tired of using the headache excuse asked "Does Turkey make you sleepy" - on Valentines Day. (Yes it does). 199QUERY hears 'he' will not cook a romantic dinner featuring a stuffed guinea-fowl again.